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2026 Midterms · Live Beatdown Poll

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D Donkeys · Democrats Total damage— Status: Fresh as a daisy

BEATDOWN INDEX Even

By smackers: every person counts once. By damage: every chancla counts.

Elephants · Republicans R Total damage— Status: Fresh as a daisy

Beatdown poll: counting America's flip-flops…

Total turnout
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Total damage
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Registered smackers
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What one hit actually does

  1. Smack who you don’t backEvery point of damage counts against them
  2. Their poll number climbsTheir share of the beatings in that race goes up
  3. The party gauge tipsDonkeys vs. Elephants, live
  4. The map swellsYour state puffs up and your weapon lands on it
  5. The face pigs out…and climbs the Pig Board

National Beatdown Map

Every state with a race swells up: color = who's taking more of the beatings, height = how hard the state is getting hit · tap a lump

Share of Beatings

Last 24 hours · cumulative damage share · one point every 15 min

  • Donkeys
  • Elephants

Race Polls

One donkey, one elephant per race · % = their share of the beatings in that race

Counting the smacks…

The Pig Board

Every candidate ranked by total damage · the higher the Pig Index, the more pig

🐷 Re-weighed every 8s

    My stats

    Live Smack Feed

    Flip-flops across America · newest first

    LIVE
    1. All quiet… America's flip-flops are waiting and watching.

    Top Smackers

    By total damage · top 20 smackers

    👑 Updates every 30s
    1. Counting whose chancla hits loudest…